In my thong big boy!

Nicolas Cage shows off how much he tips a valet.

For some reason, I’m thinking of the show “Walking Dead”. Or maybe just the title. Dunno why.

Racist.

“Five dollars for a foot-long? I remember when you could get a blue-plate special AND a cup of coffee for just 75 cents. What’s happened to this country?”

better hairline than Arnold. I’ll give him that.

All this can be yours if you’ll help grandpa empty his colostomy bag!

Reminder : The Walking Dead is back this Sunday!

He hasn’t given a tip since he told Noah to keep dry

‘Here! Take my picture!’

No, thanks. Whatever I promised just take the money and consider it an annulment.

Valet parking in the Shire?

Five bucks to shine my suspenders.

“Hello, Death. Here’s money, now go away”

“Here’s five bucks…now go remind people I’m still alive”

I think he thought the paparazzi needed some food money. I mean they are taking photos of Larry King.

park my car and take this fiver you scallywag!

He’s paying cash for his ” Little Monster ” card. He’s a real Lady Gaga freak.

Here take it, don’t tell your mother

He just pulled that out from behind a paparazzi’s ear. Ta-da!

This is how you ask for a hand job when you don’t speak the local language.

He does this every time a black person walks up to him.

“I can’t believe you charge this much for a real marijuana cigarette.”

He showing us how his ex-wife views him.

Promotional photo for Larry’s new game show ‘ Who wants a crisp Fiver ‘.

I thought hobos were supposed to ASK for money, not give it to you. Hmm. Weird.

Larry gives the lone paparazzi a tenner and he runs to join his mates clocking the Kardashians…its good to be King!!