Rollupah! Rollupah! See the Amaaazing Blonde Giant!

I’m 51 and I’ve got a better hairline than this chick.

Sweet baby ‘stache

You can’t fool me! This is Benicio’s illegitimate child with an ex drug whore.

Superman punch!

Not shown: Jennifer Aniston standing in front of her shouting, “Homely, my tight ass! Karma’s a bitch, Kim.”

“Oh thank god! For a moment I thought he was pointing a gun at me. Whew! Ok, my dear. Down you go again.”

There are several ways how not to hold a child. She’s got them all covered.

Is she going as the Heisman trophy for Halloween?

The morning sun, when it’s in your face, really shows your age.