superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    Rollupah! Rollupah! See the Amaaazing Blonde Giant!

  2. Contusion

    I’m 51 and I’ve got a better hairline than this chick.

  3. DeucePickle

    Sweet baby ‘stache

  4. Jman

    You can’t fool me! This is Benicio’s illegitimate child with an ex drug whore.

  5. cc

    Superman punch!

  6. Allison Wunderlan

    Not shown: Jennifer Aniston standing in front of her shouting, “Homely, my tight ass! Karma’s a bitch, Kim.”

  7. “Oh thank god! For a moment I thought he was pointing a gun at me. Whew! Ok, my dear. Down you go again.”

  8. There are several ways how not to hold a child. She’s got them all covered.

    • Also, “fashion designer” has officially become standard Wikipediaish for “unproductive adult female living off daddy’s royalties”.

  9. Is she going as the Heisman trophy for Halloween?

  10. ozmosis

    The morning sun, when it’s in your face, really shows your age.

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