1. The hell??
    I think her structural integrity is failing.

  2. Once again, showing off her three hour glass figure.

  3. cudles

    “You say the black dicks are this way? Thanks.”

  4. Mr. Poop

    “Okay, so, its this way to the black penis?”

  5. Cock Dr


  6. BillEBuoy

    The guy in the back has no interested in being behind her. Not one bit.

  7. I just know that the reverse-angle shot says “Wide Load.”

  8. catapostrophe

    What a ridiculous person!

  9. kimmykimkim

    Her ass has a pituitary problem.

  10. bbiowa

    I have newfound respect for her Photoshop team.

  11. Contusion

    God, can you imagine this in 15 more years.

  12. Pepper's Pot

    WTF…. i think another 3-4 Spanx are needed here.

  13. coco channel

    you could build a one bedroom apartment in her vulva

  14. The average person farts enough in one day to fill a balloon. Kim’s is the size of New Jersey.

  15. No denying that she is a horrible vacuous waste of human flesh, but I would tear that shit up if given a chance. I just wouldn’t talk to her.

  16. Josie

    shes stunning but she better check on her spanxs

  17. mamamiasweetpeaches

    She pregnant……right?

  18. Animal

    Beautiful woman, hot figure!!!

  19. 1NDUN

    The bottom half of that dress looks like a whoopie cushion. Don’t pull that finger.

  20. your mom

    ummm… your girdle is FAILING.

  21. vandinz

    Horrible cunt. There, I said it.

  22. Troll's Nighmare

    Wow, she looks quite presentable. For the country fair moo cow 600 to 800 lbs division.

  23. Jade

    Looks like its time for another round of lypo.

  24. Boo

    Her hips are wider than her shoulders ouch!

  25. No one ever wants their figure described as ‘overly large rotten pear’.

  26. She’s like Crisco… a little fat in the can.

  27. Radadoon

    My God, her rolls have rolls… has she no shame…. err, right!

  28. “I don’t think I’m up to this”, said the fun-house mirror.

  29. You know, I never really thought about this, and I’m not even trying to be funny. She must have a crazy-wide cooter as well.

  30. Thought Bubble: “Is this right…or maybe left…?”

  31. Silky Johnson

    Interesting fact, if you attach a basket and put a propane burner between her legs, she can be used as a hot air balloon.

  32. Bionic_Crouton

    “Did you want me to wait over there?”
    “No, what we said was Get the fuck outta here!”

  33. Bionic_Crouton

    “Miss Kardashian, Dignity and self respect are this way.”
    “I heard you. I will be over here.”

  34. squishy

    Spanx works on one side, but has an aversion to the other???

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