I think her structural integrity is failing.
That’s all the integrity she has left.
I’d fuck her in a heart beat! and you assholes on here would too, your gay if you wouldn’t
Once again, showing off her three hour glass figure.
They sell that dress at Sears.
“You say the black dicks are this way? Thanks.”
“Okay, so, its this way to the black penis?”
The guy in the back has no interested in being behind her. Not one bit.
I just know that the reverse-angle shot says “Wide Load.”
What a ridiculous person!
Her ass has a pituitary problem.
I have newfound respect for her Photoshop team.
God, can you imagine this in 15 more years.
A fat ass Kris Jenner.
No, but that’s because I really don’t want to…
WTF…. i think another 3-4 Spanx are needed here.
you could build a one bedroom apartment in her vulva
Wouldn’t fit. Kanye’s already living there.
The average person farts enough in one day to fill a balloon. Kim’s is the size of New Jersey.
I’m stuck on this comment, sitting here picturing how they conducted this experiment…
No denying that she is a horrible vacuous waste of human flesh, but I would tear that shit up if given a chance. I just wouldn’t talk to her.
shes stunning but she better check on her spanxs
Well, if anyone’s going to have the first ass-baby in human history…
Beautiful woman, hot figure!!!
The DMV is going to take away your driver’s license if they find out you’ve lost your eyesight.
The bottom half of that dress looks like a whoopie cushion. Don’t pull that finger.
ummm… your girdle is FAILING.
Horrible cunt. There, I said it.
Wow, she looks quite presentable. For the country fair moo cow 600 to 800 lbs division.
Looks like its time for another round of lypo.
Her hips are wider than her shoulders ouch!
No one ever wants their figure described as ‘overly large rotten pear’.
She’s like Crisco… a little fat in the can.
“A little”? Look again. At both her and the Crisco nutrition information.
My God, her rolls have rolls… has she no shame…. err, right!
“I don’t think I’m up to this”, said the fun-house mirror.
You know, I never really thought about this, and I’m not even trying to be funny. She must have a crazy-wide cooter as well.
Never saw the video? I thought she had a pretty pussy.
I believe her tectonic plates have shifted quite a bit since then.
Thought Bubble: “Is this right…or maybe left…?”
Interesting fact, if you attach a basket and put a propane burner between her legs, she can be used as a hot air balloon.
“Did you want me to wait over there?”
“No, what we said was Get the fuck outta here!”
“Miss Kardashian, Dignity and self respect are this way.”
“I heard you. I will be over here.”
Spanx works on one side, but has an aversion to the other???
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Kim Kardashian in Miami. (October 10, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN