1. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Coke in my nose! Coke in my nose! Coke! Coke! Coke in my nose!

  2. If only I could figure out some way to pre-empt every by now tired-ass microphone-blowjob line that we all know so definitely will be showing up here.

  3. EricLr

    So, turns out my husband is into helping children too…well, helping himself to the little whores he works with, I mean.

  4. The Pope

    If Ron Howard and Rebecca Lobo had a baby together, I imagine it would grow up to look like this.

  5. Ismoss

    I smell kim.

  6. I’m not sure how that’s supposed to save the children. It might prevent a few children…

  7. She was kickass in Alias. I wonder if she resents her husband. I mean, I’d be pissed if I had to give up a fledgling career so my husband could make shitty box office bombs and bang young girls. (except for the town. the town was awesome).

  8. “Ms. Garner! Ms. Garner! What is the term Native Americans use when they talk about their women?”

  9. HollywoodOutsider

    I’m cool with Garner. That is all.

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