The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.11.12
Kate Bosworth at a SK-II skincare line event in Sydney, Australia. (October 11, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.11.12
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She has achieved full flatness. The next goal is to curve inwards.
People kept telling her to re watch Blue Crush so she could see what she should ideally look like. This dummy thought they were talking about the surf board.
That dress is glued on.
Because it has very very little to hang on to.
That thing should not have left the closet. I mean the dress, that is.
Now there’s a figure-hugging dress if I’ve ever seen one.
So in this Blue Crush sequel, she plays a mermaid…?
I don’t care that that dress looks like a sequined potato sack. I’d wear the fuck out of it.
Yeah, but you’d probably make it look like, y’know, not a potato sack.
I’m bad with compliments.
Nah, the shape of that dress looks like it flatters no one. But it’s totally sparkly so who cares?
but she’s too skinny. I guarantee you would look better, or anyone who doesn’t puke five times a day.
It’s like she has Nicole Kidman’s forehead. All over.
I just drew a perfect likeness of her using only one line and a circle.
Shiny.
…And I’m not talking about the dress.
Looks like a leaky toothpaste tube.
Exaaaaaaactly! And she’s the toothpaste.
See skinny doesn’t always mean attractive.
She’s also too rich.
The poor thing has to run around in circles in the shower just so she can get wet.
That visual is amazing.
It’s been weird watching her waste away over the years.
How did skarsgard not break her?
More like Skull skincare, amirite?
Howard Hughes wants to put wings on her and break the air speed record.