1. Happy_Evil_Dude

    She has achieved full flatness. The next goal is to curve inwards.

    • People kept telling her to re watch Blue Crush so she could see what she should ideally look like. This dummy thought they were talking about the surf board.

  2. Cock Dr

    That dress is glued on.
    Because it has very very little to hang on to.

  3. BillEBuoy

    Now there’s a figure-hugging dress if I’ve ever seen one.

  4. So in this Blue Crush sequel, she plays a mermaid…?

  5. kimmykimkim

    I don’t care that that dress looks like a sequined potato sack. I’d wear the fuck out of it.

  6. bbiowa

    It’s like she has Nicole Kidman’s forehead. All over.

  7. Animal

    I just drew a perfect likeness of her using only one line and a circle.

  8. Sheppy

    …And I’m not talking about the dress.

  9. tlmck

    Looks like a leaky toothpaste tube.

  10. Ismoss

    See skinny doesn’t always mean attractive.

  11. She’s also too rich.

  12. The poor thing has to run around in circles in the shower just so she can get wet.

  13. It’s been weird watching her waste away over the years.

  14. How did skarsgard not break her?

  15. More like Skull skincare, amirite?

  16. HollywoodOutsider

    Howard Hughes wants to put wings on her and break the air speed record.

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