superficial

  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    she needs more carrying hors d’oeuvre tray for any kind of party.

  2. My penis just inverted.

  3. And as you can see, it’s ridged. For my pleasure.

  4. shonzie

    just re-realized that she actually blew some guy on film.

    • There’s usually a pendulum of regret when you film a sex act that’s predominantly felt by the female. This picture is but one of a series proving that the pendulum is swinging to the male side in this particular case.

  5. joe

    Demonstrating the “Brown Bunny” audition.

  6. BEP1

    I think she’s married to my Rabbi!

  7. A picture of femininity.

  8. EricLr

    And then I was like “Holy shit, what did I just put on my head?!?”

  9. catapostrophe

    “I KNOW! Right!?”

  10. kimmykimkim

    That hat is for 80 year old women going to midnight mass.

  11. bbiowa

    Ermagerd, blerjerb.

  12. Contusion

    Haha, that guy’s got a funny hat on.

  13. She’s taking her love of blow jobs seriously and bought a shower cap.

  14. cc

    Regrettably, the ‘I Swallow’ t-shirts were so sellers.

  15. Animal

    Blowing Vincent Gallo clearly does not enhance one’s appearance.

  16. “…well, frankly it tasted kind of greasy…just like you’d expect from looking at him”

  17. The Pope

    “Can you believe that I played the girl and Hillary Swank played the girl that pretended to be a guy?”

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    She looks like a mennonite lesbian.

  19. Might be going a tad too method on her Big Love role.

  20. “Vincent is an incredible, hard-working director and a rigid task-master. We rehearsed that one scene over and over and over, for l-o-n-n-n-n-g hours, day after day after day, until I eventually got it down right.”

  21. I have a serious soft spot for this woman. She’s fucking awesome.

  22. squishy

    Didn’t realize the Amish went Hollywood!

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