Mr. Cage, I was the star of “Lifeforce.” Would you mind taking a picture with me?
Hey! It’s Gerard Depardieu and Robert Reich!
That’s Robert Reich only if he’s standing in the seat.
(“I’ll take ‘Riffing on Obscure Political Figures’ for $1000, Alex.”)
Hey! Debbie Rowe found another celebrity to get close to. Good for her.
Oh yeah, he is hammered.
I just watched Kick Ass last night and he was actually quite enjoyable. And I wanna be the purple haired girl when I grow up.
I’m pretty sure you already are that purple-haired girl, kimmy. Except with tits.
I loved that movie. Surprisingly bleak at the end though, didn’t you find?
cc: Yeah, at the end I was like, well, damnit! But it really was surprisingly enjoyable and a lot of fun! I might actually even watch the sequel when it comes out.
TF: aw, you are too kind. ;o)
Oh, kimmy. You know I’ll take any opportunity to praise you. And your tits.
Kimmy, you already talk like hitgirl, only with a little more profanity
“Smoke’em if you got ’em!”
He looks terrific.
NO, NICK IS BACK!
The old man in the background seems completely oblivious to the fact that Nick Cage is in that flight. Coincidently, so does Nick.
His breath smells of mint and springtime.
Or maybe sulfur and decay.
I wish that bitches nose was bigger. Might cover up even more of her insufferable hideousness.
Her nose is full of bees!!! Not the bees!!!
That’s no bitch.. That’s Vitobonespur.. He’s ” post-op “.
Can’t be me. I hate to fly. Besides, I’m bald and have a beard.
I am all aflutter. Apparently I have a fan!
“All aflutter” made coffee come out of my nose, for whatever reason. And vito, you have many a fan.
Thank you, MegP. BTW, I was hoping I could get you to clean the screen on your bedroom window. Last night when I was peeping at you, a bit of dust got into my eye and onto my humongous nose.
Hey Vito.. I was just having fun..
he looks high as fkkkkkkkk
In the words of the great George Carlin “Gettin HIGH One The Airplane!”
Nick isn’t wasted; his eyelids are just fighting the gravitational pull of her schnozz.
I know airlines will ship human remains, but they usually don’t put them in a seat.
“They somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.”
Poor guy…you know he’s trying to focus his eyes long enough to see if that chick really is as ugly as she seems.
“Off with her head,” said King Henry the VIII.
Kind of reminds me of that old country song: “I’ve never gone to bed with any ugly women, but I’ve sure woke up with a few”.
Elisabeth Shue has really let herself go.
“Wow, how much do I have to drink before she starts to look good?”
You’ll die first.
I love Nicolas Cage.
Dude is keeping it frighteningly real. I approve.
At $7 per drink on the flight and considering his financial situation, I’m pretty sure he was drunk before he got on.
Good for her, she looks happy and pretty good!
If I got seated next to Nick Cage on a plane I would probably just keep making “Con Air” references until he asked to be moved.
fucking irs. fucking southwest. that has to be what he’s thinking
Leaving Las Vegas—in Coach.
That’s HIGH PRAISE!
I never thought nose-fucking was possible till now
I thought Bobby Fischer was dead?
Oh, it’s a transsexual reenactment of Weekend at Bernie’s.
I thought that was Sebastian Bach sitting next to Nicholas Cage.
Method acting in prep for, “Bobby Fischer, The Crazy Years.”
France, we see your one Gerard Depardieu, and raise you one Nic Cage. Your move.
You do realise that’s Gerard in drag to the left, yes?
Wow, what are the chances of Willis and Cage ending up on the same flight…oh…it’s Equestrian Airways…never mind!
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