superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    What did they use to make the bottoms of those high heels? Hitler’s soul?

  2. “Good Morning America”? More like “Hello Again, Lunch.”

  3. Add another to Fish’s Pregnancy Watch List. Or do you only qualify for that if you DON’T eat your emotions? I’ve never been clear on the rules…

  4. Ladypants

    The lyric “Because of you/I never stray too far from the sidewalk” must be about her body shape.

  5. EricLR

    She has Lena Dunham strapped to her ass.

  6. Come on now, she just needs some time to get back into shape after having the baby…how many months ago was that? There was a baby, right?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      No, but in your defense, most people don’t walk down the street cradling a glazed ham like she does.

  7. alex

    I definitely prefer MIsha Barton as a blond.

  8. Why did she bring that entire trunk full of junk?

  9. Dox

    He looks a lot different on Supernatural.

  10. They think she’s Rebel Wilson.

  11. Kinda sad really… she’s the opposite of a “butter face” and when she’s thinner she’s pretty attractive. That said… still would.

  12. tlmck

    For some reason the name Butterball comes to mind.

  13. broduhjenner

    somewhere there’s an 18th century Queen Anne couch missing its cover.

  14. Arzach

    Mooooooo!

  15. She is one chunker that I’d bet is a grand piece of ass.

  16. Phoenix

    Yum.

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