superficial

  1. Jesus! How about some fucking warning Photo Boy?

  2. Odbarc

    Peggy Bundy?

  3. Deacon Jones

    If I looked like her, I would dip my head in a bathtub full of hydrochloric acid. Then drop a hair dryer into it for good measure.

  4. Typo, PB—you left out the “Out For.”

  5. Bruce Jenner finally with some makeup on

  6. Dox

    Finally. Undeniable photographic evidence that alien life does exist.

  7. I see London, I see France, I see a face that makes me crap my pants!

  8. Duck lips aren’t as easy after a few face lifts, are they?

  9. EricLR

    Her plastic surgeon wakes up every morning and spends 30 minutes trying to think of reasons not to kill himself.

  10. Michael_D

    “Why so serious?”

  11. The new Iranian ambassador to the US seems… familiar, somehow,

  12. This is a misprint. It was the People’ Magazine’s Ones To Watch Try to Blink Party.

  13. I don’t care what anybody says! Joan Rivers is looking better than ever!

  14. blerg

    I could get drunk enough to stick my penis in that.

  15. Icehawg

    I could get drunk enough to stick someone else’s penis in that.

  16. jep

    Yikes. That’s… unfortunate.

  17. RocketInMyPocket

    I might consider brown-bagging her. From the neck down, she’s kinda hot.

  18. I heard she tries to give good head.

  19. safety dancer

    Or maybe one huge brown bag with a hole in it.

  20. tlmck

    Where’s Wayland Flowers?

  21. Looks like Carrot Top has some ugly competition.

  22. We all float down h- okay, well, we used to before the Botox and implants weighed us down.

  23. I wonder what the hell happened…she used to be…well…a little bit less ugly than this.

  24. I’m lawyered up bitch!

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