Jesus! How about some fucking warning Photo Boy?
If I looked like her, I would dip my head in a bathtub full of hydrochloric acid. Then drop a hair dryer into it for good measure.
Typo, PB—you left out the “Out For.”
Bruce Jenner finally with some makeup on
There you go…
The wig suits him.
Finally. Undeniable photographic evidence that alien life does exist.
and is scary as hell!
I see London, I see France, I see a face that makes me crap my pants!
Duck lips aren’t as easy after a few face lifts, are they?
Her plastic surgeon wakes up every morning and spends 30 minutes trying to think of reasons not to kill himself.
He only has 3 years left on the prison sentence.
“Why so serious?”
The new Iranian ambassador to the US seems… familiar, somehow,
This is a misprint. It was the People’ Magazine’s Ones To Watch Try to Blink Party.
I don’t care what anybody says! Joan Rivers is looking better than ever!
I could get drunk enough to stick my penis in that.
Kudos to you. Most people would be comatose long before getting to that point.
I could get drunk enough to stick someone else’s penis in that.
There isn’t enough alcohol in the world, for me to even be in the same room as that.
Yikes. That’s… unfortunate.
I might consider brown-bagging her. From the neck down, she’s kinda hot.
I heard she tries to give good head.
Or maybe one huge brown bag with a hole in it.
Where’s Wayland Flowers?
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