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  1. Deacon Jones

    “Excuse me, sir. I’m afraid I have to ask you to exit the car until I pull out of this driveway. The back fender has bottomed out and I cannot move any further.”

  2. Eric

    During the day he is a mild-mannered chauffeur, but at night he becomes ZimmerMan, the Punisher of Punks and Reprobates!

  3. And just like that, the driver saw himself in the rear view mirror. A testament to how things for him could have been different if but for only the simple luck of birth.

  4. joe

    I can’t believe I have to drive this shitbag around. At least he’s got nice socks.

  5. Dox

    “Fuck I hate my life.”

  6. So let me get this straight… Rob Kardashian has a driver, but Lindsay “The Carriage Crusher” Lohan drives herself?

  7. Bob Bubbles

    Why is Rob Kardashian driving some douchy kid around?

  8. donkeylicks

    I’m suddenly wondering just who really is the father of North West.

  9. EricLR

    I sense a “Sad limo driver” meme coming on.

  10. How much danger is Rob Kardashian in that he needs George Zimmerman as a driver?

  11. After all these years. he hasn’t realized the chauffeur’ is his real father.

  12. Quavis

    So, you want to look for kids buying iced tea and skittles Mr. Kardashian? -Said George Zimmerman on his first day as a shofer

  13. safety dancer

    Unfortunately, Rob didn’t die when he met his limo driving Doppelganger.

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