Rob Kardashian in New York City. (October 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Excuse me, sir. I’m afraid I have to ask you to exit the car until I pull out of this driveway. The back fender has bottomed out and I cannot move any further.”
During the day he is a mild-mannered chauffeur, but at night he becomes ZimmerMan, the Punisher of Punks and Reprobates!
And just like that, the driver saw himself in the rear view mirror. A testament to how things for him could have been different if but for only the simple luck of birth.
I can’t believe I have to drive this shitbag around. At least he’s got nice socks.
“Fuck I hate my life.”
So let me get this straight… Rob Kardashian has a driver, but Lindsay “The Carriage Crusher” Lohan drives herself?
Why is Rob Kardashian driving some douchy kid around?
I’m suddenly wondering just who really is the father of North West.
I sense a “Sad limo driver” meme coming on.
How much danger is Rob Kardashian in that he needs George Zimmerman as a driver?
After all these years. he hasn’t realized the chauffeur’ is his real father.
So, you want to look for kids buying iced tea and skittles Mr. Kardashian? -Said George Zimmerman on his first day as a shofer
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Unfortunately, Rob didn’t die when he met his limo driving Doppelganger.
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