Alessandra Ambrosio in Santa Monica. (October 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Don’t listen to shirt, pants.
who else but shirtpants??
Oh, she wears that shirt and it’s fine, but if I follow a woman into the bathroom and say it…
A shirt story about her vagina.
Actually I think it’s about eating.
Is the shirt talking about that penis in her pants she’s showing off?
“These might be too tight, I just lost all feeling in my uterus.”
Heroin feels good
Cocaine feels good
I’m sure torching the Westboro Baptist church would feel good, but really, I think we can all agree these are wrong
Logic and fashion don’t mix well.
So, what about serial killers and rapists? I don’t think this shirt-based philosophy would hold up in court.
I saw the crotch first. No need to see anything else.
That is one hellacious pedgie!
Is this her way of telling me date rape is allright in her book? *checks breath, googles her favorite gym in Santa Monica*
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