superficial

  1. Odbarc

    Don’t listen to shirt, pants.

  2. Josephus

    Oh, she wears that shirt and it’s fine, but if I follow a woman into the bathroom and say it…

  3. A shirt story about her vagina.

  4. Is the shirt talking about that penis in her pants she’s showing off?

  5. Dox

    “These might be too tight, I just lost all feeling in my uterus.”

  6. Heroin feels good
    Cocaine feels good
    I’m sure torching the Westboro Baptist church would feel good, but really, I think we can all agree these are wrong

  7. So, what about serial killers and rapists? I don’t think this shirt-based philosophy would hold up in court.

  8. Ben Roethlisberger

    Right ON!

  9. I saw the crotch first. No need to see anything else.

  10. safety dancer

    That is one hellacious pedgie!

  11. Inner Retard

    Is this her way of telling me date rape is allright in her book? *checks breath, googles her favorite gym in Santa Monica*

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