Mark Wahlberg in Beverly Hills. (October 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Poor little guy can even reach his shoelaces. Life is hard for a T-Rex.
His arms look normal to me; it’s his legs that seem short.
That would be because they are.
there are two bags of shit in this picture
“Say hi to ya Corgi for me.”
Hey! You! Need any cockpits stormed?
Sensing an impending terrorist attack, the mayor has lit the Marky Mark signal. Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills, charming millionaire Mark Wahlberg is checking his twitter account when he looks up into the sky…
Short white men can’t jump.
“Sepia, Vivid, Twilight, Overexposed, 1994. Huh. I wonder what the 1994 setting looks like?”
I’ve never seena person wear so many logo’s, outside of a Nascar commercial that I quickly turned off.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
And if you look at his ass it says Charmin Extra Soft.
“Mr. Wahlberg! Mr. Wahlberg! You can’t tie your horse there! Our customers won’t be able to access the firewood!”
Don’t white guys grow out of wanting to be black?
Who’s a real boy?
He’s doing that trick with the shoes tied to the kneecaps right?
He has a rare case of Gigantdwarfism.
- You there! You looked at me! I will cut your balls off, stuff them in your mother’s mouth and make her swallow them because I’m the biggest, baddest motherfucker you’ve ever seen!!!
– Mr. Wahlberg, that’s a fire hydrant.
– Really?! Hmm… Hey, you overe there shut up or I’ll…
– Mr. Wahlberg, that’s the pavement…
Still crazy, after all these years…
And by “crazy”, I mean “insecure douchebag”
Great actor. Great real life douchebag.
He’s a shit actor. His brother is a good actor.
Grandmaster B´s little brother?
Livin too much in ’82
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