Ho Lee Fuk!
Sum Ting Wong…….!
Bang Ding Ow!
Jon Boh Ner
oooohhh….i like her.
I think his face was done by whoever did Arnold’s makeup in Terminator 1.
Kanye better pay attention. This is the effect of long-term Kardashian exposure. There’s no known cure. Even if you escape later the damage is irreversible.
Who knew Kardashian exposure caused heterochromia, too?
Somebody better tell Madame Tussaud the thermostat’s on the blink again.
His face has more bondo than Eric Brandstad’s Volvo.
Dude, too many carrots.
Hypno-Toad has not aged well.
Is that Marv from Sin City 2?
“Say her name again, I dare you.”
What a Joke! This guy has more makeup on than Joan Rivers! Freak!
He looks like every other father who discovered his teenage daughters Instagram page, and instantly aged 20 years.
Dear Lord… I truly feel sorry for this guy. He was just your average world class athlete/American hero who wanted to settle down with an old fashioned gold-digging whore who would let him indulge in his cross dressing fetish. And somehow, it all fell apart… like his face. I am so sorry! We were all thinking it!
It’s nice they were able to salvage the Indian after that fire at the cigar store.
I guess if my entire life were just a fame-whore’s giant fucking reality show, I would wear layers of makeup everywhere I went too.
“You should have stayed off of Instagram, Mr. Bond.”
He’s as big a douche as any. He chose to go along with her shit-ass plan of reality TV, plastic surgery, ignoring his sons and whatever else she demanded. He’s 57 an looks like a 77 year old woman! Diapers and a nursing home are in his near future.
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy…
Melanie Griffith and Kathleen Turner threw down the gauntlet, eh? I’ll see them and raise.
This is the face of a man who knows precisely, down to the moment in time and the square foot in location, where it all went wrong.
“I’ve… SEEN things… you people wouldn’t believe.”
It was so funny when Ben Stiller accidentally threw her dog out the window in There’s Something About Mary.
Guess Bruce didn’t win the makeup artist with the divorce…
I don’t care what Peter Jackson says, I don’t like the 48 frames per second format. It’s just creepy.
What did you do to my grandma?!
Either someone has to destroy that videotape, or people have to start facing their TVs toward the wall. Cause these Japanese grudge bit*hes don’t know when to stop….
“I’m a zombie.”
There is only one word you could use to describe that stud muffin. That word is “Yum”. He’s almost as hot as Karl Lagerfeld!
He seems to already grown a rat tail. Next week it’s Ed Hardy, tattoos, and Shauna Sands.
“No, seriously, if I don’t make this face my other cheek will fall off.”
“…and here’s my sexy look that get’s the ladies.”
Don’t poke the angry lesbian.
Not a pretty sight, but I can’t help noticing he starts looking sort of like a dude again the minute he distances himself from the soul-sucking whorebeast.
He looks like someone lit his face on fire and put it out with a cheese grater.
Did the Terminator have a Miami Vice option?
leaving the jenner communications office? are we sure it wasn’t the gender communications office he was leaving?
“View full size”
Are YOU brave enough??
So that’s what they’re calling Escort Services these days.
The Hoff is looking crustier than ever.
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Bruce Jenner leaving the Jenner Communications offices in Los Angeles. (October 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN