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  1. Sucks to stand next to a serial killer when you’re hot.

  2. BP

    Beauty and the Beast………

  3. BP

    Now starring in The Gerard Depardieu Story……

  4. EricLR

    Remind me again–you’re not the one who died, right?

  5. The only logical follow-up to this pic is one of them burping into the other’s face.

  6. Joaquin apparently does not put out much effort for tiny titties.

  7. “So he said, ‘Can I talk with you about the Latter Day Saints?’
    And I said…’ I like your clothes’”

  8. Keith

    “Hey, you got a fucked up name too?”

  9. “Can you introduce me to River Phoenix?”
    “Oh, I insist!”

  10. Mylanddownunder

    Meatloaf?

  11. safety dancer

    Unless it’s Saturday night and she’s being “welcomed to the stage”, she should just stick with Liv Tyler the rest of the week.

  12. Jenn

    I can’t believe he’s hugging someone who isn’t his sister.
    That’s not his sister is it? Her name is fucked up enough, so I gotta ask.

  13. tlmck

    Joaquin Phoenix and Johnny Galecki. Switched at birth.

  14. Joaquin Phoenix is a hell of an actor, but each time I see him he looks more and more peculiar.

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