Sucks to stand next to a serial killer when you’re hot.
Beauty and the Beast………
Now starring in The Gerard Depardieu Story……
Remind me again–you’re not the one who died, right?
The only logical follow-up to this pic is one of them burping into the other’s face.
Joaquin apparently does not put out much effort for tiny titties.
“So he said, ‘Can I talk with you about the Latter Day Saints?’
And I said…’ I like your clothes'”
“Hey, you got a fucked up name too?”
“Can you introduce me to River Phoenix?”
“Oh, I insist!”
Unless it’s Saturday night and she’s being “welcomed to the stage”, she should just stick with Liv Tyler the rest of the week.
I can’t believe he’s hugging someone who isn’t his sister.
That’s not his sister is it? Her name is fucked up enough, so I gotta ask.
Joaquin Phoenix and Johnny Galecki. Switched at birth.
Joaquin Phoenix is a hell of an actor, but each time I see him he looks more and more peculiar.
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