1. Just pushed Sharon off the balcony.

  2. I know, Bruce. I’d feel the same way after freeing your balls from Kris’s grasp.

  3. joe

    Talking to Mr Crowley.

  4. He has no fucking clue where he is, does he?

  5. Metal as fuck.

  6. Schadenfreude

    Party on Garth!

    Party on Wayne!

  7. EricLR

    Ozzy can make even a bathrobe and slippers metal.

  8. I just put my penis in the toaster by accident. Scorched like a sonofabitch. Ha!

  9. I had no idea he could be exposed to direct sunlight.

  10. Crazy train indeed.

  11. “It’s Christmas Day!” said Scrooge to himself. “I haven’t missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!”

  12. jep

    Flying High Again, eh Ozzy?


  14. safety dancer

    Sandra bullock looks like shit in the morning.

  15. “Hey guys! Watch this! Phhhhtttthhththttttttttttt. Yeah, I just sharted crazy train!”

  16. blerg

    It’s good to be the King!

  17. Even the god of darkness appreciates a good ‘hand fart’.

  18. Phoenix

    He’s one year older than Bruce Jenner and looks like he’s about fifteen years younger!

    And it’s not like Ozzy took care of himself over the years OR gives a fuck how he looks!

  19. martina

    Rio used to be such a great place ….

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