Just pushed Sharon off the balcony.
I know, Bruce. I’d feel the same way after freeing your balls from Kris’s grasp.
Talking to Mr Crowley.
He has no fucking clue where he is, does he?
He has no fucking clue WHO he is.
but he can still sing beautifully
Metal as fuck.
Party on Garth!
Party on Wayne!
Ozzy can make even a bathrobe and slippers metal.
I just put my penis in the toaster by accident. Scorched like a sonofabitch. Ha!
I had no idea he could be exposed to direct sunlight.
Crazy train indeed.
“It’s Christmas Day!” said Scrooge to himself. “I haven’t missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!”
Flying High Again, eh Ozzy?
ABBGAH-AA-BABBGAH-BGAH-ABBAG- AHH- BUHGHAGBA.
Sandra bullock looks like shit in the morning.
“Hey guys! Watch this! Phhhhtttthhththttttttttttt. Yeah, I just sharted crazy train!”
It’s good to be the King!
Even the god of darkness appreciates a good ‘hand fart’.
He’s one year older than Bruce Jenner and looks like he’s about fifteen years younger!
And it’s not like Ozzy took care of himself over the years OR gives a fuck how he looks!
Rio used to be such a great place ….
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Ozzy Osbourne in Rio de Janeiro. (October 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN