1. JimBB

    Please get into my windowless van, Young Mr. Potter!

  2. You know, I never believed that shoes were important to an outfit until now.

  3. yourmom

    Restaurant dress code?

  4. The Boone abides.

  5. coljack

    Dumbledoer lives! When’s the next Harry Potter sequel coming out?

  6. Even in that moment, Dumbledore’s youngest brother felt inadequate. Despite all his effort, he couldn’t even manage to wizard up a cab.

  7. Damn, I thought it was Nick Nolte waiting for his date.

  8. You know the economy is in trouble when you see Dunbledore scalping tickets to quidditch matches.

  9. “Then I wrote League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Hollywood fucked THAT up too, so I’m done! Any other questions, my spirit world friend?!”

  10. Swearin

    Well, Tarantino has another coke wizard, if he needs one

  11. He should stop killing all the characters in those dragon books

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