1. “Commence operation Human Shield!!
    I will not take any responsibility here!”

  2. George P Burdell

    Does he understand that he is not in California? They sent their Mayor to jail.

    But……….butt sex in jail isn’t gay, it is necessary. Maybe he does understand.

  3. bored shitless

    Mr. Bates bodyguards for the difficult brown??

  4. Mohawk Disco

    Of course he rejected the plea deal. Chris Brown has an image to protect. He can’t accept anything less than Assault and Battery with a supplementary rape charge. And his lawyers should have known that.

  5. JimBB

    I’m not coming out from behind my bodyguard until I’m alone with a small woman!

  6. somebody has to compete with R Kelly

  7. Not a matter of if this piece of shit will end up in prison, but when. Eventually he will face a judge that can’t be bought off and it is over. In the meantime, nice to know he is going broke paying Geragos and other people off to stay out of jail.

  8. George Zimmerman

    Sentence him to house arrest in my neighborhood.

  9. Who's he

    needs botox on that forehead

  10. coljack

    Notice the Jerry Sandusky guy sneaking out right behind Brown? Proof positive that next to Chris Brown ANYONE looks innocent.

  11. “Cameras are on, Chris, put your hands where they can see them! My shoulder’s fine, and put the other oooooooooooooooooo…”
    “Puppet time bitch!”

  12. Swearin

    “The ethereal realm is clouded, try again later? What the hell is that shit?!”
    *shakes bodyguard’s head again*

  13. Nobody has spotted the Chartreuse Ninja Brigade in the background awaiting orders to take out their target.

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