superficial

  1. alex

    And the, “Hey you guys, I’m a serious actor” bashing starts in 3…2….1.

    But seriously, this guys IS a fucking great serious actor. Did you see wolf of wallstreet? This guy fucking rules. And in case you were wondering, Leo is his bitch.

  2. Deacon Jones

    he just ate Kelly Brook.

  3. George P Burdell

    In London…not receiving a People’s Choice Award (nomination) for his serious acting work.

  4. tootencummin

    The satisified face of someone who just finished pissing hisself

  5. In the immortal words of Dean Wormer “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

  6. Get Him To The Buffet.

  7. Seats 7 adults comfortably, or Jonah Hill and one adult uncomfortably.

  8. If you press the button on his back, is right hand shoots off towards any buffet in a 5 mile radius and brings back a plate of chicken tandoori.

  9. Canudigit

    Hey Kool Aid !!

  10. In all seriousness this guy is sweet. Like a strawberry. A big fat strawberry sitting in the back of an SUV with a hat on. That likes to name drop other strawberries he met.

  11. “Yeah, that’s right! Leo made me dress as a lawn gnome to ward off evil spirits for the movie premiere… Big Whoop!…Wanna fight about it?”

  12. dixonblonde

    “Leo, my precious. MY PRECIOUS!!!!”

  13. You're Fat!

    This should read “Fred Flintsone in London. (January 8, 2014)”

  14. You're Fat!

    *Flintstone

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