1. George P. Burdell

    Working at the car wash, yeah

  2. That’s where they went wrong with his CES speech. He doesn’t need a teleprompter. He needs hot nubile ass.

  3. Jack's Bauer

    Ironically, two seconds after this picture the girls walked off stage confused and embarrassed wondering what they were doing there in the first place.

  4. Utilizing CGI technology, Bay created video of the girls exploding…which he will reuse in his next three movies.

  5. For some reason I always pictured Michael Bay to be this huge, fat, disgusting tool…I think my brain confused him with Michael Moore or something.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Corey Feldman if he earned any type of income over the past decade.

  7. ThisWillHurt

    “Uh, yeah, well, I was going to go with one hooker, but . . . Um . . . I’m sorry.”
    *walks away*

  8. Hugh G. Rection

    If those two were operating the teleprompter, he wouldn’t have bailed out on his speech.

  9. yourmom

    He’s like the Fonz. If The Fonz had downs syndrome.

  10. These are girl models with looking good breasts. They girls beautiful me. They….ummm…I…..ummmmm….I’m sorry, I can’t do this.

  11. “I’m taking both of these women back to my hotel room, and then it’ll be like BANG, CRASH, KABOOM, UGNGH, OH NO IT’S TOO SMALL, USE THE DILDO, BOOM.”

  12. “Let me introduce Car Washer One, and Car Washer Two.”

  13. Jessica Parker Kennedy looks like the kind of chick that will wash your Ferrari real good.

  14. “Okay girls … that car isn’t going to wash itself”

  15. She must be, “New” if she thinks Michael Bay is going to share his coke with her. THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!

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