Hannah New, Michael Bay, and Jessica Parker Kennedy at the premiere of the Starz Original Series 'Black Sails' in Los Angeles. (January 8, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Working at the car wash, yeah
How does this not have all the thumbs up?
Got mine. I was going to do a version of this myself.
That’s where they went wrong with his CES speech. He doesn’t need a teleprompter. He needs hot nubile ass.
Ironically, two seconds after this picture the girls walked off stage confused and embarrassed wondering what they were doing there in the first place.
Utilizing CGI technology, Bay created video of the girls exploding…which he will reuse in his next three movies.
For some reason I always pictured Michael Bay to be this huge, fat, disgusting tool…I think my brain confused him with Michael Moore or something.
Corey Feldman if he earned any type of income over the past decade.
“Uh, yeah, well, I was going to go with one hooker, but . . . Um . . . I’m sorry.”
If those two were operating the teleprompter, he wouldn’t have bailed out on his speech.
He’s like the Fonz. If The Fonz had downs syndrome.
These are girl models with looking good breasts. They girls beautiful me. They….ummm…I…..ummmmm….I’m sorry, I can’t do this.
“I’m taking both of these women back to my hotel room, and then it’ll be like BANG, CRASH, KABOOM, UGNGH, OH NO IT’S TOO SMALL, USE THE DILDO, BOOM.”
“Let me introduce Car Washer One, and Car Washer Two.”
Jessica Parker Kennedy looks like the kind of chick that will wash your Ferrari real good.
“Okay girls … that car isn’t going to wash itself”
She must be, “New” if she thinks Michael Bay is going to share his coke with her. THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!
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