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  1. George P Burdell

    Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony
    Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard, Oh Lord Why Don’t We?

  2. I’ll take the one without STDs and a penchant for abusive boyfriends.

  3. Mohawk Disco

    Make out! Right now!

  4. Chuck

    There is no way Shakira has a new album coming out. Either I’ve had a stroke or this site is full lies.

  5. Bonky

    Damn, I would love to watch those two go crazy on each other. That’s some
    top grade porn right there.

  6. This looks like one of those ‘taken separately then ‘shopped together’ monstrosities.

  7. Shakira’s too classy to be working with that asshole.

  8. Seen here in her favourite pose called “StayDownBitch!!”

  9. A threesome with these two would be ultimate.

  10. C’mon, reach down and honk that boob. You know you wanna!

  11. “Call… hot girls in your area want you to call them right now”.

  12. After Rhianna was knocked to the floor, Shakira saw this as the perfect opportunity to take their picture together.

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