Terrence Howard and his wife Mira Christine Pak at the City of Beverly Hills Centennial Anniversary. (February 5, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Hope she can take a punch…
Her Eagle Claw can defeat his Pimp Hand.
Racist! (I laughed.)
And I hope he can take a punch. She’s got a Wendi Deng Murdoch vibe to her.
She keeps busy on boring carpets by counting all of Terrence’s chins
Me Love You Long … BOOM!
Baby, I love you, I was just kidding.
Baby? Baby? Wake up BITCH!
(Hits her again, harder….)
As the cameras flashed, she spotted it pulsing, just above his collar. A quick strike, and he would bleed out in five minutes. Could she handle five minutes of pain for a second chance at freedom? Would she know what to do once free? Would the dry cleaners be able to remove the blood stains from her dress? She only had an answer to one of these questions. The rest would be known soon enough.
A joke involving baby wipes and chopsticks. It’s getting unpleasant up in here.
I was beginning to think I was the only one who remembered his whole tirade on dumping women who don’t wipe their ass clean enough for him…thanks for keeping the dream alive.
*Passes McFeely the Screaming Pillow*
When did Don Cheadle’s replacement start ranting about baby wipes? And whats this scream pillow you speak of?
heheheh It’s the pillow I scream into when I’m a-scared. :D
Apparently there’s only one way to be sex-ready clean enough for Huggy Bear, and it can be had in handy purse-paks.
I could never forget that. It’s all I think about when I see him.
Me too. He’ll forever be the moistly wiping asses guy to me.
Mira Christine ‘Packed in a box and sent from Hong Kong express post’
Maybe he was just wearing the fancy scarves to cover up his double chin this whole time?
You know what she is thinking, “How the fuck do you get fired from Iron Man? Even the leading actor was a huge crackhead and he is going to star in 6 films..”
It’s amazing this guy gets any work, he has the biggest ego
on the planet, and he’s burned every bridge he’s ever crossed.
He’s a decent actor, but he has a nasty reputation.
Why do so many women love Black guys?
…ask your mom.
That’s one beautiful Asian woman.
She has that “I can’t believe this is the guy I ended up with because when I first met him he was a successful actor and 50 pounds lighter who had no history of violence and now I am stuck with this shitbag loser” look on her face.
I know it well.
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