1. “Did you hear about Doutzen?”
    “She’s gonna get soooooo fat..”

  2. er

    Candice has the best hip and waist ratio in the fashion business.. fuck miranda chipmunk kerr

  3. MarketingMike

    My kind of girls. They go about a buck fifty, combined weight.
    That would be one hell of a spinner duo.

  4. Cock Dr

    Wow that is the WORST photo imaginable of 2 very beautiful women. Photo Boy’s talent for sniffing out this crap is amazing.

  5. Lord Helmet

    For our next picture I will kick Karlie in her funbox and see what happens. Ready? Here we go!

  6. anonymous

    In her mind, that’s what Kim Kardashian thinks her ass looks like.

  7. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    For a minute I thought it was Candace and her wax statue at Madame Tussaud’s.

  8. “Wait until you see this next move. I learned it from Michael Lohan…”

  9. I thought this was happy Taylor Swift with brunette Taylor Swift for a moment there. I think that’s a sign that someone is getting too much coverage on here. And that my Coke needs more gin.

  10. crb

    Karlie Kloss is an ugly ET-faced hag.

    Candace is the hottest thing since Stephanie Seymour’s butt.

    • Mike Walker

      Karlie is super hot… a little old-timey looking so maybe not for everyone. Then again, I always like Maggie Gyllenhal too.

  11. That’s a nice ass, Candice.

  12. Laredo

    Candice shouldn’t smile. Her face looks like the Violator from the Spawn movie…

  13. fred

    Something, something, something . . .

    Dis How Chicken Look.

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