David Beckham at a soccer school in Miami. (February 5, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
One at a time, boys!! There’s enough to scratch and adjust!!
“Let go of my arms, dammit, I need to grab my balls!”
“It isn’t fair, it isn’t right,” Mr. Beckham screamed, and then they were upon him.
“Look. Just feed em the cheeseburger, and then the shake. But whatever you do… don’t get your hands near their mouth. Good luck Beckham, we’re all counting on you.”
“Yeah mate, I’d rather use my hand to play with small balls than my foot to kick big ones.”
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