“What do you mean I’m not Selena Gomez?”
Great, because of this site I’m cursed to see armpit vaginas everywhere I go.
Maybe “cursed” isn’t the word I’m looking for.
when your pushup bra is giving you armpit tit, you’re trying too hard
she look unhealthy, we need a good photoshopper to put a banana in her mouth.. you know.. to make her look like she eats healthy
“OMG, there’s no way that thing is real. Nobody’s hung like that. It seems terribly unhealthy and is pretty gross. When can I meet him?”
The two best performers on Modern Family
Kim Kardashian let Ray J do “WHAT” in her sex tape?
Was Jon Hamm in attendance?
Hey Sarah! do the Kim Kardashian face again!
“What, this movie is as shitty as the Title suggests?”
I was sucking his dick like this all night, my jaw is locked and my neck hurts when I left my head
“I can has two acorns?!!?!??!?!!!?”
“Show you how I got the job? Sure.”
You saw ‘My Precious’? Where? Does the Hobitses still have it?
Penis goes where?
“Oh, sorry, I thought you were Ed O’Neill… Why would I make that face for Ed O’Neill? Um…no reason.”
So I told him, “I can suck my own tit..watch.” And I did this, and I got the job.
My God, it’s like looking in a mirror. Do you play baseball Sarah?
Gonna have to open your mouth wider to accommodate me, Sarah.
She stood there with that same expression for two minutes and all they asked her was ‘What is the plot of your latest film?’.
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Sarah Hyland at the premiere of 'Vampire Academy' in Los Angeles. (February 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN