superficial

  1. She looks like she just saw a current picture of helen hunt.

  2. Demonspwn

    her ears scare me…

  3. MarketingMike

    Her constantly receding hairline, makes me hard…
    That and her 7″ tall ears and 4″ long nose.

  4. MarketingMike

    When your hairline starts at the very TOP of your head,
    it’s time to STOP pulling your hair back. Just a thought…

  5. She really ought to show us what she’s working with…

  6. Gin&Tonic

    Wow, she’s still alive? Congrats!

  7. “In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!”
    “Umm. Ms. can you move along now? We would really like to take a picture of Clooney’s new girlfriend”

  8. Strangely intriguing…like some otherwordly humanoid/cenobyte hybrid that I must merge with to either spawn Nietzsche’s superman or open the gates of hell, depending entirely on her whims and her assesment of my performance (so I’m going with ‘gates of hell’).

  9. She also moonlights as a skeleton key.

  10. Dox

    The whispered stories told by the staff never frightened me. Until I saw her that night. Skin as pale as alabaster, eyes red with a hellish light, hair pulled back into a severe bun that screamed “NO YOU CANT PULL ME!”. and fangs…. glistening fangs, dripping the remnants of her last meal. That was when I truly began to believe in the fame sucking whore of nightside.

  11. anonymous

    She’s come out to feed on the blood of the living.

  12. Bringing back the whole “school marm” look. Classy.

  13. “There was a time… when I… fed from golden chalices. But now… Don’t look at me that way!”

  14. We never saw Maris on Frasier, but I think this is what I thought she would look like.

  15. I was going to ask if that was Lilleth…

  16. Ugh, not another Nosferatu remake.

  17. My wife may be plain, but she is that way so she doesn’t distract the Amish men from their barn raising duties.

  18. asdas

    Looking better than ever..

  19. She used to be beautiful. What happened?

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