OK, follow this logic…notice how his boots curl, right? That would indicate his boots are too big. So why would he wear boots that are too big? Because some people still believe the old adage about foot size being an indicator of penis size. So it follows that Russell Brand buys over-sized footwear because he has a TINY DICK!
Yeah he’s straight. No doubt.
It’s the Bearded Lady!
Chin up Russell, you’ll be over that American bird in no time.
“I’m a free bitch, baby.”
A pompous, modern-day Fop who shops in the bins.
Typical British poof.
Those are the worst Mexican pointy boots I’ve ever seen. Weak effort, Señor Brand, weak effort.
Where’s an out of control double decker bus when you need one?
Looks like he swiped some of Katy’s wardrobe on the way out.
Voice range reaches Mickey Mouse level with increased trouser tension…
Strutting like a queen
I’d like him better if he was one.
He looks like a dirty jesus.
I guess when they split everything 50/50 he got a pair of her jeans.
Hipster doofus.
What is “jaunty” Alex?
I hate this fucking git so much.
Not getting the career boost he had hoped, Russell divorces the famous bride. Meanwhile, Tom Arnold is laughing all the way to the bank.
OK, follow this logic…notice how his boots curl, right? That would indicate his boots are too big. So why would he wear boots that are too big? Because some people still believe the old adage about foot size being an indicator of penis size. So it follows that Russell Brand buys over-sized footwear because he has a TINY DICK!
I can’t be the only woman who finds him repulsive.
Nope. I can’t stand the bugger either. Makes me want to shower in bleach.
Not at all. That hair makes me want to set a match to it.
Oh hell no you are not the only one!! He is disgusting!! He looks like he stinks of ass and arm pits!! He is nasty!!
He is truly a minger. As we say in Ingerland.
Is he smiling because after a long dry spell last night he was the filiing in an atheist bisexual sandwich? Enquiring minds wanna know!
“Can’t talk now. I’m smuggling drugs in me bum.”
Haha! :-)
Silly O’Soddus.
What artist painted those paints on for him?
jesus…he even walks like a douche.