1. Chris Reeve

    Yeah he’s straight. No doubt.

  2. it had to be said

    It’s the Bearded Lady!

  3. Chin up Russell, you’ll be over that American bird in no time.

  4. whatsmyface

    “I’m a free bitch, baby.”

  5. Johnny P!

    A pompous, modern-day Fop who shops in the bins.

  6. Venom

    Typical British poof.

  7. Those are the worst Mexican pointy boots I’ve ever seen. Weak effort, SeƱor Brand, weak effort.

  8. Where’s an out of control double decker bus when you need one?

  9. dotmatrix

    Looks like he swiped some of Katy’s wardrobe on the way out.

  10. squishy

    Voice range reaches Mickey Mouse level with increased trouser tension…

  11. AnnaDraconida

    Strutting like a queen

  12. yen

    He looks like a dirty jesus.

  13. I guess when they split everything 50/50 he got a pair of her jeans.

  14. kitty

    Hipster doofus.

  15. Contusion

    What is “jaunty” Alex?

  16. Kat

    I hate this fucking git so much.

  17. tlmck

    Not getting the career boost he had hoped, Russell divorces the famous bride. Meanwhile, Tom Arnold is laughing all the way to the bank.

  18. OK, follow this logic…notice how his boots curl, right? That would indicate his boots are too big. So why would he wear boots that are too big? Because some people still believe the old adage about foot size being an indicator of penis size. So it follows that Russell Brand buys over-sized footwear because he has a TINY DICK!

  19. pixigoil

    I can’t be the only woman who finds him repulsive.

  20. Cock Dr

    Is he smiling because after a long dry spell last night he was the filiing in an atheist bisexual sandwich? Enquiring minds wanna know!

  21. Throjo

    “Can’t talk now. I’m smuggling drugs in me bum.”

  22. Silly O’Soddus.

  23. King Diamond

    What artist painted those paints on for him?

  24. jesus…he even walks like a douche.

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