Tara Reid in Beverly Hills. (January 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
The dude on the left isn’t looking back to check out Tara. He’s just making sure the photographer isn’t getting a shot of his ass.
A moment ago, he was carrying that handbag.
Fat, balding, total loser carrying a back pack: “Yuck! What a dog!”
Two people, neither have a butt, are walking down the street…
Instant mental photo, for flogging his monkey later. And I don’t really blame him, this is the best I’ve seen Tara in years.
You need to stop drinking before 4:00 pm.
You mom doesn’t mind drinking before 4:00pm. It loosens her up for anal sex. She did tell me you were gay. So, go lick the shit off your gay lovers dick, sperm burp. You’ll be calling me daddy soon. Have a great day, son. :D
Well, that escalated quickly.
It did seem to go quite well, didn’t it!
He thinks he just saw Vicky Gunvalson from Real Housewives. And I don’t blame him.
“Not bad” thought Te’o’s gay hoaxster.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
“Please let me carry you in my backpack. Your legs can’t take the weight.”
Every one of ya’ll would do the exact same thing.
I totally would.
That toothpick looks strangely familliar… Renee Zellweger? Nah.
I wouldn’t fuck her, but if I was that dude I would.
Poor Tara. Aside from being a cocaine-addled, drunken slut who would fuck anybody for a can of beer, she seems to have a lot going for her…
There’s a great picture for you, a fat loser with a stupid bag looking desperate for human contact, and that guy with the backpack.
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