The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.31.13

Eva Longoria in Los Angeles. (January 30, 2013)
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  1. Juch

    . . . because the strap-on doesn’t work in front.

    Jan 31, 2013 at 4:09 pm /  Reply /50
  2. Topher

    Bill had a similar one… He had all of the interns wear one that reads: Behind Hillary…

    Jan 31, 2013 at 4:11 pm /  Reply /00
  3. maggiore

    I’ve always felt Obama was at least half of an ass too!

    Jan 31, 2013 at 4:16 pm /  Reply /74
  4. GJerk

    Career…over

    Jan 31, 2013 at 4:31 pm /  Reply /00
  5. sweet peaches

    Im usually BEHIND Obama too. Never In FRONT. That guys an ass-grabber!

    Jan 31, 2013 at 4:39 pm /  Reply /00
  6. broduh jenner

    ahh, because as we all know there ain’t much in front.

    Jan 31, 2013 at 7:17 pm /  Reply /10
  7. Yoda Mann

    Obviously, only complete asses go Obama.

    Jan 31, 2013 at 11:41 pm /  Reply /20
  8. vitobonespur

    I don’t give a fuck if if the seat of her pants proclaim her to be a baby seal killer. She STILL has a lovely butt!

    Feb 1, 2013 at 3:38 am /  Reply /10
  9. Don Zaloog

    I’ll stick my face between her cheeks.

    Feb 1, 2013 at 7:24 am /  Reply /00
  10. schmidtler

    Does this mean it’s ok for me to start wearing my hot pants with the pictures of Mitt Romney on the butt cheeks again?

    Feb 1, 2013 at 11:58 am /  Reply /00
  11. Skeeter

    I’d motorboat her butt and release my seed inside her anus.

    Feb 2, 2013 at 2:29 am /  Reply /00
  12. Throb the Wonder Mule

    She’s a libtard zombie who is fighting to stay hot or relevant.
    I’d fuck her,sure, but I’d make her suck my guns first…..

    Feb 3, 2013 at 1:26 am /  Reply /00

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