1. Dormant Canadian

    No cleavage finger banging? Weird!

  2. Shakira shouldn’t have to lower herself to work with that trashy woman.

  3. I like where this is going.

  4. cc

    A stripper who yodels and a ghetto wench who writhes.

    Wheeeeee for music in the 2010s.

  5. Fancy Face

    How in the hell does Rhianna still have tan lines?

  6. I know Rhianna likes to come across as a tough bitch but the five o’clock shadow does surprise me.

  7. Looks like a fucking smorgasbord to me.

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    A dumb blonde meets a dumber brunette. I feel a female version of a certain comedy must be in the works.

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