Hasn’t been funny in the past, not funny now, not going to be funny in the future.

That’s the look that my mom had when someone stuck a carrot up her ass

Anderson Cooper has had better looking drag queens try to go down on him…

The Joker!

If they pull her face any tighter it’s going to snap like a rubber band

“Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
Get the new Ipana
With the brand new flavor
Its dandy for your teeth
Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
New Ipana toothpaste
Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
Knock out
Decay Germs Fast, Fast, Faster
You’re sure alright”

I thought plastic surgery was supposed to make you look younger and more attractive.

I know what chipmunks pack in there, but I’m curious what is in her cheeks.

Jayne County is looking pretty decent for her age.

When did she become a Vulcan?

I’ll pop my skull out at you! I mean it!

More makeup, Taylor Swift. When you stop halfway like that it makes you look like Kathy Griffin.

Needs more botox; more filler.

I heard she did something on NYE, but stopped giving a shit when I realized it was Kathy Griffin.

60 years old, 1 breast and still better than a Kardashian.

If Anderson Cooper had any lingering doubts about being straight, this Medusa pretending to haul on his cock certainly took care of that.

What happened to her. She used to be nice. Now…she’s just a fucking cunt hair in her own hell.

so…fucking ugly

“Let me tell you how I got these scars!”

Is she auditioning to be Harley Quinn in the next Batman movie?