I can smell the desperation from here, or is that just gin and astro glide
No, Fish. Looks like you found this piece of crap just fine.
That’s a shit load of bra padding. I know because I’m on her Christmas card list.
Based on the Christmas card, this picture is at least 50% padding. But if she’s 50% padding, then why does she always have bra straps showing in strapless dresses?
You need a bra to put the stuffing in. Otherwise it just falls down your dress…
Aha- that makes sense. I’m don’t know all of these crazy lady tricks.
“Til she actually bares some nipple, or beaver (hand-bra does not count), I could give a flying fuc*. Okay, a donkey show video would suffice …
In the unlikely event of a water landing…
Once again we’re given the opportunity to celebrate legalized pedophilia.
Of course the angle she picks is obtuse
It it isn’t Courtney Stodden and her rill tits !! The shower curtain in the background is soooo classy. NOT.
She’s looking tran-tastic!!
I would pay $100,000 for her any day before I would for Lindsay Lohan.
I won’t lie. That’s the hottest man with tits I’ve seen in a while.
That ain’t no teenager.
That ain’t no female.
Hmm…all I see is 2 fake knockers and 2 real doorknobs.
She’s so dumb, she actually went to Silicone Valley for her boob job.
I like when her pics are a little blurry, because it makes her look less like a 34 year-old tranny.
Well, give her credit. At least she has less plastic than my girlfriend, Patches.
Nice shot selection for the self-portrait. Maybe she really is thirteen, or however the hell old she’s pretending to be.
Her padding is pushing it to the extreme in this pic. Whatever surgery she did on her face actually worked.
She’s a lovely 38 year old woman.
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