The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.3.13
Jodie Marsh posted this pic to Twitter. (January 2, 2013)
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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Jodie Marsh posted this pic to Twitter. (January 2, 2013)
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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Who is this person?
They don’t even look like boobs any more. They are legit bags of sand
Yeah, Jodie… we can’t stand to look at you either…
Not sure what’s worse, the silicon filled duck lips or the silicon filled ass on her chest.
Are you ready for some Football?
You could crop so many areas of this photo in Photoshop and ask people what they were looking at. Most answers would probably include “mutated vegetables”. “organic matter” , “alien hoaxes” or “autopsy pictures”.
Combine them all, though, and Ta-Daaaa!
You’d still get the same answers…
I imagine sex with her would be like getting stuck in tar.
This picture screams “100% VD”
sadly, she’s asleep…and that’s just how her face looks.
She looks like the Wicked Witch at the exact point when water gets thrown on her.
When the skin gets all tight, and they start changing color, you’ve gone too big.
When the larvae finally hatch, the spiders will be high on coke.
If massive tumor porn is your thing, welcome home.
That just looks painful.
Suddenly I miss Grace Jones.
Someone, somewhere masturbated to this picture. It’s sad, really.
Yall are mean. You mean u wouldnt want to slide your cock in between those oiled up titties?!
I wish to vomit now.
The fact that this woman is somehow a “personality” is proof we’ve jumped the shark as a society.
I’ll give someone $10 if they stab a needle into one of them to see if they make a popping sound or just slowly leak sadness and desperation.
I know where the nipples are supposed to be but I’m at a loss as to their actual location.
Settle down everyone, I’ve called the HazMat team.
If I looked like this I’d kill myself.
Who is she?