Title: “Angst and Queefs in Modern Culture”
Fascinating. (And, yeah, this comment nails it.)
DUDE: (thinks) Who farted?
“Ive got the perfect ring for us hidden in my bunghole. Go on….take a look”.
“Does she really think I’m going to cum like this?”
She looks bored. If I was him, I would turn around and toss her salad.
Right away, he regretted his wish that he’d be happy just to fuck Jennifer Love Hewitts big toe.
JLH: Pull my leg.
Dude: Uh… okay. (pulls)
Dude: Ew… what’s that smell?
JLH: That, my dear, is the smell of ennui.
I am so in love with Her.
Of all the fucking poses they couldve put her in, and as much as she freaks out about her thunder thighs….they have her sitting on a couch with her ass in this guy’s face while he looks like he’s going tp throw up…you photogs are fucking genius!
you make my day !!!!!!!! I cry ….
Isn’t it more of a release if she’s the source?
She has great boobs and palpable desperation……isn’t there a guy out there man enough to deal with the crazy and put a ring on it?
Are you trying to say that I don’t like boobs because I wont fuck Jennifer Love Hewitt? If you are that’s a fucked up thing to say about my boner right now.
As a veteran of many a crazy girlfriend battle, I would be honored to accept your nomination to this post.
I’ll deal with the crazy for about a month, then bolt.
Fake name is standard protocol for this situation. Fake address if possible, that one’s always tough.
I’d probably only last a month, too. But that’s because crazy chicks fuck like their life depends on it, and my heart would probably give out after 30 days of that.
Look, just show your tits. What’s the big deal? Emmy Rossum shows her tits all the time and the world loves her, respectable singer. You’ve got big melons, be happy about your melons. Share them with the world. Nip slips happen, it’s a fact of life.
Eloquently put, Honk Honk
She’ll wait ’til she’s older and they’ll be airbrushed and shopped to death.
I haven’t seen so much sag on a couch since the writer’s strike.
No way my face would be that far removed from dat ass.
“YOU motorboat it, you fat bitch.”
Unintentional hilarity FTW.
That stupid cunt is never going to show us nothing more than the top of her tits. She can go to hell for all I care. There, I feel better.
Dude is getting chafed by her footjob.
Ok, so her ankle is getting a B.J,
and his d…..
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