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  1. Not so Nice

    “So you multiply by eight, carry the one…wow…I guess I did mess up my taxes.”

    Jan 26, 2012 at 2:59 pm /  Reply /00
  2. sparkymcgee

    That’ll be $5 dollars.

    Jan 26, 2012 at 3:22 pm /  Reply /00
  3. it had to be said

    But that make up looks good on you, Nick.

    Jan 26, 2012 at 3:38 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Eric

    “No, I will not sign it Green Lantern. It’s just a ring, now get out of my way. I have to save The Declaration of INDEPENDANCE!”

    Jan 26, 2012 at 3:48 pm /  Reply /00
  5. dontkillthemessenger

    No, I will not do a roundhouse kick.

    Jan 26, 2012 at 3:53 pm /  Reply /00
  6. bigalkie

    Hey Squiggy, can I have your autograph?

    Jan 26, 2012 at 5:00 pm /  Reply /00
  7. professorstamps

    nice ring, dickhead.

    Jan 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm /  Reply /00
  8. jeffiner

    someone get this man some lip gloss!!!

    Jan 26, 2012 at 7:13 pm /  Reply /00
  9. TomFrank

    “How did you get my—I mean, no, that is not me during the Civil War.”

    Jan 26, 2012 at 9:48 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Iveski

    “Nicolas Cage signing autographs in London”…

    ’cause nobody gives two shits about him over here.

    Jan 26, 2012 at 9:52 pm /  Reply /00
  11. McFeely Smackup

    Move: Parenting and Investment Failure Knockout Combo

    Jan 26, 2012 at 10:09 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Baron Bleeke

    he should just give back that Oscar. if he hasn’t sold it by now

    Jan 26, 2012 at 11:20 pm /  Reply /00
  13. High Ass Fuck

    If you’re wondering how many drugs Nick Cage takes on a daily basis the answer is a shit load.

    Jan 27, 2012 at 2:22 am /  Reply /00
  14. Contusion

    it must be hard to dye that fuzzy stuff on top without leaving a big brown stain on your forehead.

    Jan 27, 2012 at 1:30 pm /  Reply /00

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