“So you multiply by eight, carry the one…wow…I guess I did mess up my taxes.”
That’ll be $5 dollars.
But that make up looks good on you, Nick.
“No, I will not sign it Green Lantern. It’s just a ring, now get out of my way. I have to save The Declaration of INDEPENDANCE!”
No, I will not do a roundhouse kick.
Hey Squiggy, can I have your autograph?
nice ring, dickhead.
It’s also a whistle.
Hey, be nice! His entire life’s fortune now consists of that ring!
someone get this man some lip gloss!!!
“How did you get my—I mean, no, that is not me during the Civil War.”
“Nicolas Cage signing autographs in London”…
’cause nobody gives two shits about him over here.
Move: Parenting and Investment Failure Knockout Combo
he should just give back that Oscar. if he hasn’t sold it by now
If you’re wondering how many drugs Nick Cage takes on a daily basis the answer is a shit load.
it must be hard to dye that fuzzy stuff on top without leaving a big brown stain on your forehead.
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