Derpilicious Plastic barbie?
More like snockered Barbie.
Whenever one of my British friends starts talking about how America is filled with low-class, fake, plastic Barbie girls, I show them a picture of this chick.
Ugh. One too many CIMs will do that to you.
Warning: 5D implants may have side affects, such as face spasms and overall white trashness.
Yes… that is someone’s mother,
Your writers today really don’t care how they look.
Cum Burps: The price of fame.
Are they salty?
These things aren’t just in LA. Apparently any big westernized city has ‘em.
If you squint your eye just right, her tongue looks like her bottom lip! Magic!
Wow, Mickey Rourke has some big gazongas!
This is Courtney Stodden in 20 years when she hits 60.
She lets her boobs do the navigating.
She looks like she needs a drink to get the taste of bouncer out of her mouth.
You know we love you, Fish, but I gotta say you’re riding us pretty hard–Mickey Rourke’s gums, Jon Voight goobering, Layla Flaherty squatting on the sidewalk, and now Katie Price apparently about to barf … what’s next? Michael Lohan pissing on a hobo? Charlie Sheen crapping in someone’s pool?
Actually the last one might be kind of funny, depending whose pool. Complaint withdrawn.
Diagnosis: Make-up poisoning
She saw herself in the mirror.
You’d look like that, too, if all the botox, and silicone from facial implants, suddenly rushed to your brain.
That titty isn’t going to lick itself…
“I gotta drive myself home. I’m way too fucked up to walk!”
I hope the photographer made enough money from this picture to make the next one, him getting puked on, worth it…
This morning sickness is a real bitch
And she is famous …why…???
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