Never seen a picture of someone caught mid-stroke before.
It’s his impression of a wooden cigar store indian. Members of the audience said they found it a little too lifeless to be credible.
Funny
You see Kim in those jeans?
The Larry King wax figure performing stand-up at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood.
Yeah, so life-like!
Palpatine goes incognito.
UUUUUUGHHHHH!!!! FI-RE!!!! FI-RE!!!! UUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!
“Milton Berle was THIS big . . .”
” So I sneak up behined Oprah”
Nice.
Grandpa Cornholio need stool softener for his bunghole.
So my prostate had swollen about this big before I asked Kim Kardashian for some help…
Which the cow refused, because while the money and potential media coverage was tempting, Larry is simply the wrong color.
It s a little big, but OK. I could use a Larry King bottle opener.
Is this the episode where he gets into the demolition derby with Pinky Tuscadero and the Malachi Brothers?
Larry King performing stand up… what can I really add to that?
My thoughts exactly
“So, this integration thing. You think it’ll catch on?”
night of the living dead- hello!
My Putz is this big……….what are you meshuggenah!
“And this coast can be repurposed into a body bag!”
Ironic that he’s performing “standup” when he can barely actually stand up.
“She should’ve gone to rehab!…Geddit?”
“I’m the worst person to be stuck with in a comedy club.”
“Perhaps you remember me for my previous role as the black monolith from the dawn of mankind?”
I just flew in from New York, boy is my cock gigantic.
“Hey there, young fellas. Can ya help me down so I can play marbles too?”
Grim day for the scalpers, I’ll guess.
Well, you probably gotta start counting your days when standing up becomes a performance.
“We turn reservation into big buck bonanza, and this is all the white man send us?”
“So a dead guy walks into this casino…”
“So I says to Methuselah…”
He is describing how he grabbed Kim K from behind and rammed her with his throbbing Cialis induced erection.
Larry King performing stand-up. Not comedy, he’s just proving he can still stand up.
“… so I told her, ‘Well, that Depends!’”
“You were a great audience now where is the coke and the big ass black bitches?”
“The time has come at last (Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret) To throw away this mask (Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret) Now everyone can see (Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret) My true identity, I’m Larry, Larry, Lar-ry, Laaaar-ry”
Wow. It was a big week for Madame Tussauds.
It’s Mr. Burns!
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Never seen a picture of someone caught mid-stroke before.
It’s his impression of a wooden cigar store indian. Members of the audience said they found it a little too lifeless to be credible.
Funny
You see Kim in those jeans?
The Larry King wax figure performing stand-up at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood.
Yeah, so life-like!
Palpatine goes incognito.
UUUUUUGHHHHH!!!! FI-RE!!!! FI-RE!!!! UUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!
“Milton Berle was THIS big . . .”
” So I sneak up behined Oprah”
Nice.
Grandpa Cornholio need stool softener for his bunghole.
So my prostate had swollen about this big before I asked Kim Kardashian for some help…
Which the cow refused, because while the money and potential media coverage was tempting, Larry is simply the wrong color.
It s a little big, but OK. I could use a Larry King bottle opener.
Is this the episode where he gets into the demolition derby with Pinky Tuscadero and the Malachi Brothers?
Larry King performing stand up… what can I really add to that?
My thoughts exactly
“So, this integration thing. You think it’ll catch on?”
night of the living dead- hello!
My Putz is this big……….what are you meshuggenah!
“And this coast can be repurposed into a body bag!”
Ironic that he’s performing “standup” when he can barely actually stand up.
“She should’ve gone to rehab!…Geddit?”
“I’m the worst person to be stuck with in a comedy club.”
“Perhaps you remember me for my previous role as the black monolith from the dawn of mankind?”
I just flew in from New York, boy is my cock gigantic.
“Hey there, young fellas. Can ya help me down so I can play marbles too?”
Grim day for the scalpers, I’ll guess.
Well, you probably gotta start counting your days when standing up becomes a performance.
“We turn reservation into big buck bonanza, and this is all the white man send us?”
“So a dead guy walks into this casino…”
“So I says to Methuselah…”
Nice.
He is describing how he grabbed Kim K from behind and rammed her with his throbbing Cialis induced erection.
Larry King performing stand-up. Not comedy, he’s just proving he can still stand up.
“… so I told her, ‘Well, that Depends!’”
“You were a great audience now where is the coke and the big ass black bitches?”
“The time has come at last
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
To throw away this mask
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
Now everyone can see
(Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
My true identity, I’m Larry, Larry, Lar-ry, Laaaar-ry”
Wow. It was a big week for Madame Tussauds.
It’s Mr. Burns!