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  1. Frank Burns

    Never seen a picture of someone caught mid-stroke before.

  2. Jon Hex

    You see Kim in those jeans?

  3. catapostrophe

    The Larry King wax figure performing stand-up at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood.

  4. joe

    Palpatine goes incognito.

  5. icu

    UUUUUUGHHHHH!!!! FI-RE!!!! FI-RE!!!! UUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!

  6. it had to be said

    “Milton Berle was THIS big . . .”

  7. Senor Trout

    Grandpa Cornholio need stool softener for his bunghole.

  8. So my prostate had swollen about this big before I asked Kim Kardashian for some help…

    • Cock Dr

      Which the cow refused, because while the money and potential media coverage was tempting, Larry is simply the wrong color.

  9. It s a little big, but OK. I could use a Larry King bottle opener.

  10. Doctor Joystick

    Is this the episode where he gets into the demolition derby with Pinky Tuscadero and the Malachi Brothers?

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    Larry King performing stand up… what can I really add to that?

  12. “So, this integration thing. You think it’ll catch on?”

  13. pretty vacant

    night of the living dead- hello!

  14. BP

    My Putz is this big……….what are you meshuggenah!

  15. Star Droppings

    “And this coast can be repurposed into a body bag!”

  16. Ironic that he’s performing “standup” when he can barely actually stand up.

  17. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “She should’ve gone to rehab!…Geddit?”

  18. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I’m the worst person to be stuck with in a comedy club.”

  19. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Perhaps you remember me for my previous role as the black monolith from the dawn of mankind?”

  20. I just flew in from New York, boy is my cock gigantic.

  21. Adam

    “Hey there, young fellas. Can ya help me down so I can play marbles too?”

  22. cc

    Grim day for the scalpers, I’ll guess.

  23. Juaquin ingles

    Well, you probably gotta start counting your days when standing up becomes a performance.

  24. Mike701

    “We turn reservation into big buck bonanza, and this is all the white man send us?”

  25. earlpants

    “So a dead guy walks into this casino…”

  26. “So I says to Methuselah…”

  27. Great White

    He is describing how he grabbed Kim K from behind and rammed her with his throbbing Cialis induced erection.

  28. Larry King performing stand-up. Not comedy, he’s just proving he can still stand up.

  29. Raoul

    “… so I told her, ‘Well, that Depends!’”

  30. Eddy Murray

    “You were a great audience now where is the coke and the big ass black bitches?”

  31. “The time has come at last
    (Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
    To throw away this mask
    (Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
    Now everyone can see
    (Secret, secret, I’ve got a secret)
    My true identity, I’m Larry, Larry, Lar-ry, Laaaar-ry”

  32. Jill Ess

    Wow. It was a big week for Madame Tussauds.

  33. layla17cc2

    It’s Mr. Burns!

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