Hey fashionistas, ass fat denim is the new black! And sister, I know about black!
that’s a quote – i have sources
Can’t top that but I will try :)
Jeans for bovines…..MOO!
Do they come with backup sensors?
Ass-stuffing made of toilet paper and shame sold separately.
Look, even the ass guys have to admit, she needs to stay in skirts. Pants on her look like a shitty diaper on a toddler.
I will admit it. As an assologist, I know a fine ass when I see one and that is not a fine ass. Not even a subspecies.
You’re both wrong, but this photo still sucks. And that’s because of the horrible photoshopping job. The top of her right thigh was pushed in about 3inches.
As improbable as it seems, her glute/thigh contour is shaped like a number 9.
Shortness and disproportionately scrawny thighs are part of the reason.
What I want to know is, how they hell did she enlist NASA to design that fabric? Oh right… Obama.. black microphone… Never mind.
Because everybody buys fashion jeans the same place they buy socket wrenches and lawnmowers.
They actually had to develop a new version of Photoshop after this…
that is the most photoshopped image-ever
Lady, please take the watermelon outta your pants!
What are the rest of us supposed to keep in that compartment? Be right back, I just thought of a new way to get Mexicans across the border.
damn man, you could bring them ALL over in one trip in that thing!
They call it the Kim Jean but I bet it smells more like Kimchi.
almost thought she was gone forever. Haven’t seen her around for about… wait.. 3 min ?
She’s disgusting.. I saw her in person. A short fat pig with a shitload of makeup. Really Ugly. What’s the matter with this world?
Took me a while to finally figure out the key to Kardashian success.
Men like her because of the sex tape. Free twisted porn.
Women like her because she’s got the continent of Australia below the belt line.
So, of course, her clothing line make the average girl feel tiny.
Think of it as the somewhat less classy version of stores marking their large clothing sizes smaller so shoppers feel good about themselves and buy more.
All the free publicity from the fact that the Kardashian women act worse than a female cats in heat is just a bonus..
Great, now Kenmore is making jeans.
Spin cycle is an absolute terror show.
Built to handle extra-large loads.
This photo has to be doctored. That ass can only fit into horizontal photographs.
Does this bitch actually have three butt cheeks? Her ass is triangular.
It’s like that Beck song. “Three butt cheeks and a microphone.”
So, she put her ass in a bushel basket and then put her pants on?
bad photoshop + kim kardashian = polishing a turd with another turd.
“The Kim Jean” – crafted with pride in Sweatshops and Photoshop.
This is the cover of “The Sears Corporate Manual, Volume 8: So You’re Going Out Of Business”.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
New Kim Denim with Urine Protection. It just beads right off.
Hit the treadmill Kim!
Kim Kardashian, modeling the new Photoshop filter “unrealistically thin thighs in one click”
GROOOOSSSSSSS! HER ASS IS SOOOO DISGUSTING! FAT F*ING PIG. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT- VOMIT GAG-A plane could fly into that -and should.
Secretly you really like her, don’t you!
They sell them next to the Craftsman tool sets.
I can still smell weee-weee
What, not trashy enough for her own ’boutique’ store? Or too trashy?
She’s like that Borg Queen in Star Trek. Her head and rack float around the house and when she needs to go out, she just lands on top of a body, clamps in, and assimilates neanderthals and hydro-recharges with a special golden fluid rich in electrolytes.
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Kim Kardashian modeling "The Kim Jean" for Sears. (January 2012)