Mickey Rourke in Los Angeles. (January 25, 2012)
Can we officially declare him a leper now?
The name’s Mickey. Pig’s Mickey.
Please put the glasses, skully, and garbage bag back on.
With the changing of his tongue, his longed for transformation into a lizard man is nearly complete.
Why you pigeyed stack of shit!
Mick, I miss ya from the days we hung out at your bar “The Spot” in South Beach back in the 90’s!
Teeth are so 1900
First it was Whiplash in Ironman 2, now it’s Mr. Freeze in The Dark Knight Rises. The man’s range is limitless.
Dude’s got a face like any random lady getting the earlybird special at a South Florida Red Lobster.
He looks like a moray eel.
You know its like the 12th time today he’s had to raise his glasses to figure out where the hell he is, and its only 2:00 p.m.
He looks like Katherine Heigl when he isn’t wearing any makeup.
It’s like a train wreck in a $500 shirt wearing a knit cap.
Of all the weird shit this guy wears, a striped dress shirt from Marshall’s might take the cake.
I think it is in the public interest that he is covering his weird-looking ass up as much as he is, with a collared long-sleeved shirt, sunglasses and a knit cap. This is the sort of thing he should have been doing years ago, and we should be encouraging him to maybe even cover up a bit more now, say, a black ski mask under a full length black cape and hood, at night, with no lights or cameras around…
Looks like his dentures fell out!
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