I didn’t know they had hatchbacks in the shire.

He could still probably squeeze your neck til your head popped off

“Fuck if I know if we have one in lilac, lady. Be lucky you’re getting engine.”

Geez, his age is really showing in his skeletal feet.

Pictured: The greatest linebacker who ever lived, and the lamest footware ever made.

Pretty sure he can still beat any of us to death. Moving on.

HULK SAD! HULK only have HULK FEET. REST OF HULK IS OLD MAN. HULK WALK AWAY TO LONELY BAR.

After years of chronic pain from debilitating football injuries, Dick Butkus finally had his legs replaced with robotic Terminator ones.

Yes, kids, there was once a football star whose name was pronounced “Dick Butt-kiss.” And no one made jokes about that name, not because we were afraid of his punching our lights out, but because we didn’t really think that way back then.

I was gonna say Tom Selleck has really let himself go.

Sad Ditka is Sad…

Dick Butkus. What a grand football player…HEY! Wait just a damn minute! Don’t those shoes belong to Danny Glover?