1. “Hold on… I keep my crack in my Urethra”

  2. “Did someone say ‘dick’?”

  3. No, Dick, I don’t want to see your Jon Hamm impression.

  4. EricLR

    Quaker’s Instant Asshole

    Just add alchohol.

  5. Nonny Moose

    Hasn’t offed himself yet? We should start a pool.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    He’s masturbating in front of hundreds of people with cameras and STILL this is the most normal he’s looked in years.

  7. Animal

    Andy reaching for dick.

  8. Cock Dr

    He still gets invited to movie premieres?

  9. John Riley

    Dr. Drew says “Open up and say ‘AH!’”.

  10. navvet75

    He says “did you ever kiss an elephant on it’s nose” or a rabbit

  11. Just came from sticking his dick in the guacamole.

  12. Didn’t he just get arrested in Florida for naked, masturbating, and shitting home invasion? Goddamn liberal justice system letting criminals run free.

  13. ok, movie 43, or whatever the fuck, just officially outdid the ‘everybody’s invited’ superfecta.

  14. Grafikman

    “Here’s Andy Dick reaching for-”…..(ssiiiigghh) It’s just too easy. I can’t go through with it.

  15. I read somewhere that his middle name is “Wantstasukyer.”

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