“Hold on… I keep my crack in my Urethra”
if this doesn’t make ‘the most important people’ list, I don’t wanna live in this world anymore.
“Did someone say ‘dick’?”
No, Dick, I don’t want to see your Jon Hamm impression.
Quaker’s Instant Asshole
Just add alchohol.
Hasn’t offed himself yet? We should start a pool.
He’s masturbating in front of hundreds of people with cameras and STILL this is the most normal he’s looked in years.
Andy reaching for dick.
He still gets invited to movie premieres?
Dr. Drew says “Open up and say ‘AH!'”.
He says “did you ever kiss an elephant on it’s nose” or a rabbit
Just came from sticking his dick in the guacamole.
Didn’t he just get arrested in Florida for naked, masturbating, and shitting home invasion? Goddamn liberal justice system letting criminals run free.
nah, that dude was gainfully employed as a carnival worker. a notch above Andy Dick’s status as unemployable f’d up dipshit.
ok, movie 43, or whatever the fuck, just officially outdid the ‘everybody’s invited’ superfecta.
“Here’s Andy Dick reaching for-“…..(ssiiiigghh) It’s just too easy. I can’t go through with it.
I read somewhere that his middle name is “Wantstasukyer.”
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