You know you’re drunk when it feels like the road is about to fall on you.
“Hey, check out my Joaquin Phoenix impression.”
“Just get my car, please. Geez… every time with this guy.”
Wednesday is “Buy one, Get one Free 8 Ball Night” at the Chateau.
Pretty sure you’re supposed to wash all the poop of the jacket after you’ve fisted a butt.
“Ah gravity, my old foe. We meet again.”
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