1. ThisWillHurt

    Nikki SixMonthsToLive.

  2. j/k

    Why do aging rockstars love bandannas and soul patches?

  3. Motley ManBoobs.

  4. “The doctors told me I’d never live past 25.”
    “Uh, I’m not sure you did.”

  5. JC

    “Kickin’ ass, on the wild siii….achhh ACHHH UUUHhhh….is that blood?”

  6. He looked better with a heroin needle sticking out of his arm

  7. That’s what shoutin’ at the devil will get you.

  8. malaka

    hey, as long as he’s happy, i’m happy.
    considering the fact that he used to be dead, he doesn’t really look THAT bad.

  9. “Kickstart My Heart” is no longer an anthem for him, it’s a literal cry for help.

  10. Dick Thunder

    The name “Nikki” fits a lot better now that he has breasts.

  11. meeps!

    Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)

  12. I don’t care what anyone says, casting Al Pacino in the Mötley Crüe movie is a fucking stroke of genius.

  13. Daver

    Doctor Eatgood

  14. Didn’t he die for a few minutes? Cocaine must be really good for you.

  15. Dear rockstars, it is okay to get old, stop dressing like fucking 19 year olds and wearing awful wigs, embrace your age.

  16. Vic Damoan

    I think LIza looks fabulous!

  17. (no) Sex, (way too many) Drugs and (lame) Rock ‘n Roll!

  18. Look out! That walker learned how to drive, Pa!

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