Why do aging rockstars love bandannas and soul patches?
it really ties the wig together
“The doctors told me I’d never live past 25.”
“Uh, I’m not sure you did.”
“Kickin’ ass, on the wild siii….achhh ACHHH UUUHhhh….is that blood?”
…this made me chuckle quietly at my desk for, like, 30 seconds…
He looked better with a heroin needle sticking out of his arm
That’s what shoutin’ at the devil will get you.
Well, he is 55 …
nice wig dude
hey, as long as he’s happy, i’m happy.
considering the fact that he used to be dead, he doesn’t really look THAT bad.
just don’t drop that life alert..
“Kickstart My Heart” is no longer an anthem for him, it’s a literal cry for help.
The name “Nikki” fits a lot better now that he has breasts.
Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
I don’t care what anyone says, casting Al Pacino in the Mötley Crüe movie is a fucking stroke of genius.
Didn’t he die for a few minutes? Cocaine must be really good for you.
He was clinically dead, yes. And heroin. Lots of heroin.
That being said, he’s still the best looking one in the band.
Dear rockstars, it is okay to get old, stop dressing like fucking 19 year olds and wearing awful wigs, embrace your age.
I think LIza looks fabulous!
(no) Sex, (way too many) Drugs and (lame) Rock ‘n Roll!
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