superficial

  1. “It was about THIS wide. Think Lopez… no… Kardashian!”

  2. George P Burdell

    Still rationalizing Another Stakeout.

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    I caught a shark, and it was this big.

  4. And then I said we gonna need a Bigger Boat

  5. JimBB

    That’s the same “Please, god, when is he going to just SHUT THE FUCK UP??” look that everyone who has ever talked to Richard Dreyfuss has had at some point.

  6. Is he still working on his opus?

  7. “Don’t feel so stupid. Just remember that basketballs are much larger than soccer balls and most of the players are black.”

  8. timmyfigs

    So he says your going to need a bigger boat! Stop me if you’ve heard this one kid.

  9. During the filming of ‘Down and Out in Beverly Hills, I saw Bette Midler’s ass. It was this big and it still haunts me in my sleep!

  10. CanadiaDan

    “The shark’s mouth was this fucking big.”
    “For the 100th time, that was a movie you were in!”

  11. “Listen, I’ve been smoking some serious WEEDS. So, if you could go to the staff kitchen and ask them to take the STEAK OUT, so that I could get my JAWS around it before I get dizzy from starvation and find myself DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS, so people don’t think… ”
    “For the love of God… every damn time!”

  12. “I’m going to need a bigger coat.”

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