1. That’s his masturbating arm. The other, less impressive one is hidden.

  2. I always figured there was a mastermind behind the Tsarnaevs.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    That kid must get arrested every other day.

  4. It’s always awkward when you run into one of your illegitimate children at the gym.

  5. Jack LaLanne looks great!

  6. JimBB


  7. Regis is awesome.

  8. Swearin

    I saw Michael Strahan at my workplace on Tuesday. My week is now complete.

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