There’s a disturbing amount of yellow in this photograph.
Her teeth match the Google O.
Oh good fucking lord.. Spicoli and THEN Brooke Shields? You set me up.
Dare I realize my old teen fantasy, even at the risk of her killing me in my sleep afterwards?
It’d be worth it.
It’s easy to see who’s got the perfectly-sized butt plug.
Prozac is a helluva drug
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Willie Geist and Brooke Shields on 'The Today Show' in New York City. (December 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN