superficial

  1. Him: “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeā€¦.”
    Her: “Heeeeeeeeeeeee.”

  2. There’s a disturbing amount of yellow in this photograph.

  3. Her teeth match the Google O.

  4. Oh good fucking lord.. Spicoli and THEN Brooke Shields? You set me up.

  5. JimBB

    Dare I realize my old teen fantasy, even at the risk of her killing me in my sleep afterwards?

  6. joe

    It’s easy to see who’s got the perfectly-sized butt plug.

  7. Swearin

    Prozac is a helluva drug

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