1. “Awww Michael… you need a better view of the ocean. Don’t worry… I’ll buy you one.”

  2. I wonder if they know the general public is near them. Ewe, gross.

  3. crb

    No really. Show us you you really feel.

  4. JimBB

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the whitest people in America.

  5. I’m surprised they haven’t burst into flames yet.

  6. “So what’s the asking price for this island again…???”

  7. “Excuse me, You look Pasty and boring… Are you my family?”

  8. “God Dammit, that audio tour said I’d see dudes selling weed on the road to Ha’na, I’m heading back up there again to score some Maui wowee. This beach is just too fucking boring without a good buzz.”

  9. Is he down there hiding money there too?

  10. AnnaD.

    “Mitt Romney style!”

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