Not pictured: The avalanche caused by Kim’s ass hitting the snow during the ensuing run.
That’s Kim? Where’s the rest of her ass?
Great, now the snow has herpes.
Quick, someone get me that tree that killed Sonny Bono!
Where’s a fucking avalanche when you need it.
Khloe was conspicuously absent, off foraging in the woods for lunch.
And where is Kanye with his baggy leather snow pants?
Okay scott you’re pretty good on the blue and green slopes but I don’t think you’re quite ready for that steep black one just yet.
“Look! Now I can suck dick without getting on my knees!”
That’s a good look for Scott. He should do that at home.
Oh, God… Kim’s ass has thrown her off kilter again.
“For the love of God, Kim, stand up straight before someone else tries to ski down you again!”
She has to lean forward so gravity doesn’t drag her ass down the slope.
You’ve been hit by,
You’ve been struck by,
A lumpy criminal!
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Scott Disick, Kim, and Kourtney Kardashian in Deer Valley Park, Utah. (December 31, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN